OUR MISSION: STEM THE TIDE, PROTECT THE SURVIVORS
The Colorado Front Range is a proving ground. From hurricane-force winds to hailstones that shatter the calm, our environment is relentless. But the storm is just the beginning. The real threat emerges in the quiet aftermath: the shuffling horde of 'zombie' roofers who target unsuspecting homeowners, offering weak repairs that won't survive the next storm. In this landscape, No Zombies Roofing was forged. We are a unit of seasoned operatives who don't just build roofs; we engineer fortresses by combining battle-tested materials with unparalleled tactical experience. A key part of our mission is educating homeowners, which we do daily in the largest Facebook group about roofing for non-roofers.
Defining the Horde: Our View on 'Zombie Roofers'
We see the zombies mostly as roofers that don't know what they're doing, not necessarily as intentionally harmful. The way it overwhelmingly works is an uninformed salesperson knocks on your door, or even you reach out to them, and they sell you a new roof. But they're sales people, not installers. They don't know much if anything about building roofs. Then the installers don't hold the license. So they know how to nail in shingles, but they don't know code from location to location. They work with the material that is delivered, and that's all they do. They know which shingles are better, but they have no voice in the matter. In the middle of the process is a company looking to make profits. So they do the minimum that is typical for other companies. Well, that's a story of blind leading the blind...or a zombie mindlessly following the horde.
Sr. Project Manager An ICC Certified General Roofing Contractor, Capt. Nielsen leads our field operations, specializing in complex repairs and tactical installations across all roofing systems. No Zombies Roofing is a construction company that aims to bring back the good name of our industry. We will operate under the following six tenets. We will be honest in all that we do, and we will deliver to our customers, vendors, employees, sub-contractors, and other 3rd parties a refreshing and proactive level of transparency. We will use newer, more effective, and more efficient tools, equipment, and technology to increase the quality of our customer experience and craftsmanship of installation. We will stand up for the truth, and not back down from it—whether directed towards customers, governmental agencies, or 3rd party payors. We will operate according to these values in every interaction within and without the company. We will give back to our community in forms of time, goods, and funds. As we demonstrate these values, and the success they bring, others will want to come—as employees, contractors, and customers. Our standard fortification comes with a 5-year guarantee on our labor for all roof replacements. If our installation is the cause of a problem, we fix it. For ultimate peace of mind, we offer an available Lifetime Warranty that guarantees our workmanship for as long as the roofing materials last. We carry full general liability insurance for your protection. Our certificate is available for download at any time. We strictly adhere to the Colorado Consumer Protection/ Residential Roofing Bill (SB38), which includes the law making it illegal for any contractor to pay your insurance deductible. Now that you know our mission, let our operatives help protect your home. Contact us for a free, no-obligation inspection or to discuss your project. It's a no-Brainer!Command Staff
Captain Adam Nielsen
Core Directives (Company Values)
1. HONESTY & TRANSPARENCY
2. INNOVATION
3. COURAGE
4. VALUE-DRIVEN
5. GIVING BACK
6. DESTINATION COMPANY
Warranties, Legal, and Insurance
5-Year Workmanship Warranty
Lifetime Workmanship Warranty
Proof of Insurance
Colorado SB38
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