OUR MISSION: FORGED IN DENVER, DEPLOYED TO WICHITA
The Colorado Front Range was our proving ground—one of the most severe hail corridors in the world. In that relentless environment, No Zombies Roofing was forged as an elite unit dedicated to protecting survivors from the shuffling horde of 'zombie' roofers. We have now deployed to **Wichita, KS**, bringing our advanced, battle-tested fortification tactics to protect Kansas homeowners. A key part of our mission is educating survivors, which we do daily in the largest FaceBook group about roofing for non-roofers.
Defining the Threat: Zombies & V.O.R.T.Z.
We see "zombie roofers" not as evil, but as a symptom of a broken system—uninformed salespeople leading unlicensed crews, mindlessly following the horde to do the bare minimum. They lack the specialized knowledge to build a true stronghold.
Many of our clients are **V.O.R.T.Z.** (Victims Of Roofing Trade Zombies)—property owners who have been traumatized by these failures, left with leaking roofs and worthless warranties. Our mission is to rescue V.O.R.T.Z. and ensure you never become one.
Sr. Project Manager An ICC Certified General Roofing Contractor, Capt. Nielsen leads our Wichita operations, specializing in complex repairs and tactical installations across all roofing systems. No Zombies Roofing is a construction company that aims to bring back the good name of our industry. We will operate under the following six tenets. We will be honest in all that we do, and we will deliver to our customers, vendors, employees, sub-contractors, and other 3rd parties a refreshing and proactive level of transparency. We will use newer, more effective, and more efficient tools, equipment, and technology to increase the quality of our customer experience and craftsmanship of installation. We will stand up for the truth, and not back down from it—whether directed towards customers, governmental agencies, or 3rd party payors. We will operate according to these values in every interaction within and without the company. We will give back to our community in forms of time, goods, and funds. As we demonstrate these values, and the success they bring, others will want to come—as employees, contractors, and customers. Through our partnership with Interstate Roofing, our roof replacements come with a **2-Year Workmanship Warranty** that bridges the gap until the **Manufacturer's Lifetime Labor Warranty** kicks in—a superior level of protection only available through high-volume partners. We carry full general liability insurance for your protection. Our certificate is available for download at any time. Now that you know our mission, let our operatives help protect your home. Contact us for a free, no-obligation inspection or to discuss your project. It's a no-Brainer!Command Staff
Captain Adam Nielsen
Core Directives (Company Values)
1. HONESTY & TRANSPARENCY
2. INNOVATION
3. COURAGE
4. VALUE-DRIVEN
5. GIVING BACK
6. DESTINATION COMPANY
Warranties, Legal, and Insurance
Strategic Alliance Warranty
Proof of Insurance
Ready to Fortify Your Stronghold?